hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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