i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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