is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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I need you to use more vowels.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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