This girl is more easily done than said...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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