I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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