I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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