I'm lost and stupid without you.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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