Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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