seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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