my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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