And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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