Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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