Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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