I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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