im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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