im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
soo... how was my night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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