you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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