oh god the rape fog is back!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He felt like a one man threesome
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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