she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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