so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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