I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You were trust falling into bushes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
