Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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