Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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