I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just tell him i said nine months
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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