Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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