We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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