shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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