Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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