Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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