OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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