bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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