why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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