I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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