Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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