if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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