What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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