so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He has the fingertips of a God
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