Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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