Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
All I want is dick and wine.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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