Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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