Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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