i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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