So drunk its hurt
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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