I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Will exercising make me less horny?
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