I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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