Is it normal to miss your booty call?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ketchup is God's man juice
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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