Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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