The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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