Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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