hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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