But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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