so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
