He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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