Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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