Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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