she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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