i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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