Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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