Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im six kinds of drunk right now
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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