your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its not stalking. its research.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
